Caner Dreams

If you weren't aware, Lawn darts were banned by in the U.S.A. by the CSPC in 1988. A fellow trash culture connoisseur told me that you can find sites online that masquerade as warnings against lawn darts but are really fronts for setting up tournaments. Heavy.

Though I found no such evidence myself, I did find this U.K. importer offering ways to "legally" ship lawn darts to the U.S.A. and this pathetic alternative.

If you still want to dabble on the dark side of young people's recreation and cottaging semi-sports, check out this list of the most dangerous toys ever made.

Kanye straddles the line between amazing and crass in a way no celebrity ever has. He commissioned this painting by Ernie Barnes, the artist who actually painted all JJ's paintings on "Good Times." He unveiled "A Life Restored" at his post-Grammy party. Caner Dreams is working hard on getting a copy of the invite.

Ok kids, Caner Dreams is back and the empire's expanding. Check out Market-Frenzy and dig on the Pharmaceutical Executive and Particle Ranger's key picks. You won't be disappointed.