Caner Dreams

You might remember a few posts back the balitmoron reported the story of the Teslin Bushman. Being the obscure Sasquatch enthusiast I am, I was embarassed that he beat me to the punch. This discovery, however, is a crotch punch (or "groiner" as Papa Canerdreams would say) to Bigfoot lovers everywhere. Thanks to Reggie for monitoring the Canadian Sasquatch scene so avidly.

Koby Blunt perhaps the world's greatest mutton buster is retiring. He has to, he's reached the age limit for mutton bustin', six years old. I think I'm changing my name to Koby Blunt, that is a hardcore name and I'm recording and album called Mutton Bustin' my first song will be I'm the goodest sheep rider in the whole world, except Jesus.

"You can't ignore a 7 foot turd" - Christianne Wilhelmson
I would have to agree, I also want to know what the hell are they smoking in Victoria when your answer to political issues are inspired by South Park?




from boingboing

The internet is drying up of good content, NOT!
Until some really good comes along here is the old standby, weird japanese commercials!


Peguins love refridgerator!
The ding police
In case the acid isn't working

All links courtesy of octopus dropkick

A Little Afternoon [or Morning] Diversion from Robot Chicken.

All right, this is sad. How does the Baltimoron beat Caner Dreams to the punch on a bigfoot story! Anyway the residents of the Yukon Community of Teslin claimed to see a sasquatch walk by their house. This is the second time in two months that it has been sited, the other being on June 7.

Enter Mark Wood X-treme!® violinist. Apparently a full scholarship to Julliard wasn't enough for this guy, he had to set out on his own and create his “new music”.
With testimonials from Celine Dion and Yngwie Malmsteen he obviously achieved his goals.



Just giving the world his music through his band Voodoo Violince [warning video link] would be enough for the world. However, being the mad scientist that he is, he also gives us Wood Violins. So you also, can rock just like the big wood.



Check out the bass player! Steinberger XL2 baby!

I wish my nerdiess would end up with something this cool. In Montreal a bunch of D&D fanatics battle each other at les tams tams (this crazy huge weekly drum circle...basically). A bunch of slightly less nerdy hipster-type dressed up as zombies and attacked them! Then held a victory celebration at McDonalds, pure genius.
More photos here.

via boingboing