Caner Dreams

Now, the baltimoron is strictly a panda man. However, how can you resist penguins in sweaters? Now these are just crazy kooks knitting useless outerwear for flightless birds. These sweaters have a very important purpose. The sweaters are used in penguins in areas affected by oil spills, first the crude oil destroys the bird's natural oils which helps keep them warm. Last, thw sweater also keeps them from preening, cleaning themselves with their beeks, so they don't ingest poisonious oil.[info from factmonster] In addition cute factor goes up like 50 billion!

// posted by baltimoron @ 9:33 AM