Caner Dreams

1 An' teh heavens an' teh earth were finishd, an' all teh host ov them and Ceiling Cat was liek all tired and stuff.

2.An' on teh seventh dai Ceiling Cat finishd his werk which he had made; an' he restd on teh seventh dai fum all his werk which he had made cuz he was pooped.

3.An' Ceiling Cat blesd teh seventh dai, an' hallowd it; because dat in it he restd fum all his werk which Ceiling Cat had creatd an' made. Yay, it's Caturday!